Office time pass PJs

What's the difference between a fly & a mosquito?




Simple!





A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!









What did baby corn ask mom corn???




Where is Pop corn?











Why is the River Rich?



It has two Banks!













What do computers like to eat?


Chips!











Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School???


She had a Bright Student.

















When does Gulshan Grover become Gulshan Grocer.???

When he travels with the speed of light.(At that Speed, V=C) (Velocity = Constant).










Ek aadmi ke pass ek kauwa tha ……….wo bahut hi naram mulayam tha ……. To woh aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .



MICROSOFT ( My- Crow – Soft )








Once in MIT, there was an Indian student. He was very briliant, and his General Knowledge (GK) was excellent. He won every Quiz in the institute .... Once he fell in love with a Phirangi girl... He proposed the girl, but She straight way rejected him ... calling him Bloody Desi... So after this, his GK fell drastically, and he stopped taking part in Quiz and all..... Now, u tell me the reason ...



WHY ??? . . . . . . . . .


becoz,



Jab Dil hee toot gaya.... toh GK kya karenge ...









Love and death are Two Uninvited guests, when they will come nobody knows. but both do the same work, one takes heart and the other its beats......









Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?
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Because UTI bank is now Axis bank. Shruti ---Shraxis















A cow standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'... 'F'...



Why???



Because F=ma ( Newton 's Second Law :) )











A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window. A cat sees it, and takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground.


Why?


Because 'CAT-BURIES' Bournvita



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