Some Hindi Pjs

How do u extract IRON ORE frm hema malini???
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get her drunk...
then she'll get tight...
now u ve hema-tite!
n now u can extract iron ore!!






Ek ladka tha,use kabhi pyar nahi hua tha, uske pant ka zip hamesha khula rahta tha kyon?

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Kyonki
Pyar bina 'chain' kahan re!








why was madras renamed as chennai????
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arre bcoz in madras, people wear lungi and lungi mein chain nahi hoti...so chain-nai (chennai)








Agar Do Pipal Ke Ped Ko Ek Rassi Se Bandh Diya Jaye To Us Rassi Ko Kya Kahenge?

Socho..

Socho..

Answer: NOKIA :Connecting pipal !!!












Why did the world trade centre collapse??


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VAASTU PROBLEM











Why cant HIPPOPOTAMUS's lie??










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B'coz ......




















HIPS DONT LIE. :-)















How do u make a flying cobra land?

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JUST SAY……..NAGA LAND



Just say NAGALAND!!!













AND here comes THE LONGEST PJ………………………





Journalists at Don Ajit's house taking his interview..

they enquired him about his

"success ka raaz" ..




he calls Robert.. " Robert bring me a Baaz (a bird, eagle )"

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Robert immediately brings the baaz..




Ajit asks Mona to give the baaz a bath ..

Mona carries out his order..



he asks Mona to put the baaz on his hand..



he takes out his gun and shoots the baaz..



and says" yeh hai meri success ka raaz"...




all the journalists are lost..

how come this is your success ka raaz...
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" Main Dhoke-Baaz ko maar deta hoon .. "