Thursday, June 25, 2009

Effects of love marrige | Funny pic | Zonkey


What is the superb picture you ever seen that shows bad effects of Love marriage? See below pics, its real or not i can't say but its here just for fun. I'm not going to hurt anyone's sentiment, and neither says that it cant happen in arrange marriage. But if someone trying to make you smile then why you should not laugh more :)



Its always the kids that suffer, My name is Zonkey

:}

Farmer and alone widow | nice joke

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.

While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?" The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot."

The old lady suggested, " Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"

"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?"

The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, an, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."

Biography of Michael Jackson | Michael Jackson life | imporatant dats of Michael Jackson's life


Principal dates in the life of pop star Michael Jackson, who died in Los Angeles on Thursday after suffering a cardiac arrest.
Michael Jackson



August 29, 1958: Born in Gary, Indiana.

August 1962: Singing debut with his brothers, The Jackson Five.

March 1969: First Jackson Five contract with Tamla Motown, Detroit's black-owned record label. Michael's voice propels the group onto the hit parade with "ABC" and "I'll Be There".

1970: Launch of solo career alongside that of the Jackson Five.

August 1979: Release of "Off The Wall" album, produced by Quincy Jones, which sold 11 million copies.

December 1982: release of "Thriller" album, whose seven hits included "Billie Jean" and "Beat It," pushing sales to 50 million copies worldwide.

1984: Jackson's face gets burnt during filming for a Pepsi ad.

1985: Buys ATV Music -- a company with rights to John Lennon and Paul McCartney songs -- for 47.5 million dollars.

1985: Jackson writes "We Are The World," which benefited the fight against hunger in Africa.

1987: Release of "Bad," which sold 26 million copies and marked the end of his collaboration with Quincy Jones.

1988: His autobiography "Moonwalk" comes out.

1990: Michael Jackson is seen for the first time wearing a surgical mask in public/

1992: Release of "Dangerous," which sold 22 million copies/

August 1993: A father accuses Jackson of molesting his 13-year-old son, but settles out of court/

May 1994: February 1996: marriage to Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of Elvis/

June 1995: Release of "History" album/

November 1996-October 1999: Marriage to Debbie Rowe, a 37-year-old nurse with whom he has two children, Prince Michael and Paris Michael Katherine
.
October 2001: Release of "Invincible".

July 2002: Jackson accuses record labels of exploiting artists, especially African-Americans.

November 19, 2002: Scandal after Jackson dangles his third son, nine-month-old Prince Michael II, from a Berlin hotel balcony.

January 31, 2003: Sotheby's auction house sues for non-payment of 1.7 million dollars for two paintings.

February 3: In documentary "Living with Michael Jackson" broadcast on ITV, Jackson claims never to have abused a child, merely to have shared his bed.

February: The singer's manager brings a 13-million-dollar lawsuit for back salary, which is settled out of court in June.

November 18: Police raid Jackson's Neverland ranch in California as "Number Ones" album is released.

November 19: Warrant issued for Jackson's arrest on several counts of child molestation.

November 20: Jackson is arrested and handcuffed after surrendering to police, held briefly then released on bail.

December 18: Michael Jackson is formally charged with child molestation.

January 16, 2004: Jackson pleads not guilty during his first appearance amid a media circus.

January 31, 2005: Michael Jackson trial begins with jury selection.

February 28, 2005: Opening arguments begin in trial.

June 4, 2005: Jurors begin considering their verdict.

June 13, 2005: Jackson acquitted on all charges against him.

March 5, 2009: Jackson announces series of comeback concerts in London -- billed as the "final curtain" -- his first major shows for more than a decade.

May 20, 2009: Jackson delays comeback shows. Concert organizers say singer's health is "fantastic".

June 25, 2009: Jackson dies in Los Angeles.

Japanese PM's english skill| Emabassy humour | Embassy jokes


This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!! I don't know how much true? But sure you will laugh or smile once at least (after reading this), and if not then please don't blame me, its your lake of sense of humor please improve it.







A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama...

The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Obama, please say 'how r u'.
Then Mr. Obama should say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'

It looks quite simple, but the truth is...

When Mori met Obama, he mistakenly said 'who r u?' (Instead of 'How r u?'.)

Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha...'

Then Mori replied 'me too, ha-ha....

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Preety good advice for every one

pretty good advice for everyone.....no matter what your age!

Time is like a river . . .

You cannot touch the same water twice, because the flow

has passed and will never pass again.

Enjoy every moment of life.


- For those who are already 45, start practicing.

- For those almost 45, get ready.

- For those where 50 is a long way off, help your parents do it.

For Those Over 50 Years Old :


1. Focus on enjoying people, not on indulging in or accumulating material things.

2. Plan to spend whatever you have saved. You deserve to enjoy it and the healthy years you have left.

Travel if you can afford it. Don't leave anything for your children or loved ones to quarrel about.

By leaving too much, you may even cause more trouble when you are gone.

3. Live in the here and now, not in the yesterdays and tomorrow's. It is only today that you can handle.

Yesterday is gone, tomorrow may not even happen.

4. Enjoy your grandchildren (if blessed with any) but don't be their full time baby sitter.

5. Accept physical weakness, sickness and other physical pains. It is a part of the aging process.

Enjoy whatever your health can allow.

6. Enjoy what you are and what you have right now. STOP working hard for what you do not have.

If you don't have them, it's probably too late.

7. Enjoy your life with your spouse, children, grandchildren and friends.

People, who truly love you, love you for yourself, not for what you have.

Anyone who loves you for what you have will just give you misery.

And you probably know that by now.

8. Forgive and accept forgiveness. Forgive yourself and others.

Enjoy peace of mind and peace of soul.

9. Befriend death. It's a natural part of the life cycle. Don't be afraid of it.

Death is the beginning of a new and better life.

So, prepare yourself not for death but for a new life with the Almighty.

10. Be at peace with your Creator.

For ... He is all you have after you leave this journey on Earth.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Always see other side | little story for motivating you

A Father was reading a magazine and his little daughter every now and then distracted him. To keep her busy, he tore one page on which was printed the map of the world. He tore it into pieces and asked her to go to her room and put them together to make the map again. He was sure she would take the whole day to get it done.



But the little one came back within minutes with perfect map...



When he asked how she could do it so quickly, she said, "Oh... Dad, there is a man's face on the other side of the paper... I made the face perfect to get the map right." and she ran outside to play leaving the father surprised.



Moral of the Story:



There is always the other side to whatever you experience in this world. Whenever we come across a challenge or a puzzling situation, look at the other side...You will be surprised to see an easy way to tackle the problem.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Keep Walking | benefits of walking| why we should walk



The Organs of your body have their sensory touches at the bottom of your foot, if you massage these points you will find relief from aches and pains as you can see the heart is on the left foot.









Typically they are shown as points and arrows to show which organ it connects to.

It is indeed correct since the nerves connected to these organs terminate here.

This is covered in great details in Acupressure studies or textbooks.

God created our body so well that he thought of even this. He made us walk so that we will always be pressing these pressure points and thus keeping these organs activated at all times.

So, keep walking...

20-20-20 exercise for eyes | protect eyes form pc

Did you know, the 20-20-20 exercise for Eyes? Recently i visited one of my optician friend. He knew that I'm a monster of computer, I'm not going to tell you all of our chat but the most important thing that he told me that is beneficial for my eyes is 20-20-20 exercise.

I Thought I'd share it with you. read below how 20-20-20 exercise works :-




Step I :-

After every 20 minutes of looking into the computer screen, turn your head and try to look at any object placed at least 20 feet away. This changes the focal length of your eyes, a must-do for the tired eyes.


Step II :-

Try and blink your eyes for 20 times in succession, to moisten them.



Step III :-

Time permitting of course, one should walk 20 paces after every 20 minutes of sitting in one particular posture. Helps blood circulation for the entire body.

Brain damaging habits

I always clicked one question in my mind, Everyone says we should live a healthe life style, should take healthy food, should have healthy habits, But what exactly them are?

You should consult your family physician or any one else related to medical profession for exact answer.

After search a lot i summarized some of the brain damaging habits with the effect what exactly they do. I hope it will helpful to all of you also:





No Breakfast -

People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.




Overeating -

It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.




Smoking -

It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.




High Sugar consumption -

Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.




Air Pollution -

The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency.




Sleep Deprivation -


Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells.




Head covered while sleeping -

Sleeping with the head covered, increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.




Working your brain during illness -

Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.




Lacking in stimulating thoughts -

Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.




Talking Rarely -

Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain.

Massage for india | India unite

I have not words to say about India and indians. In fact its to beyond the word INDIA. Many community live here. The two religion have most majority are Hindu and Muslim. There are always some clashehs between both communities. If there are any issue arised then tention developed in all over India. Is it Ram Mandir or Babri masjid, we have only loss in our hand. What we get after each riots? Is ram mandir recreated after babri masjid molt ion? Or Babri masjid rebuild after Mumbai blast? Riots benefit which one? As i understood Politicians and businessman always take advantage of riots.

Okay leave the, i'm not here to discuss about Hindu or Muslim Who is right. Hindus heve their points in their support and Muslims have their own. No body can decide who is right and who is wrong.

See balow pic, may be you like it :)






M_SL_M

H_ND_


We are not complete without 'U' and 'I'

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Never say I LOVE YOU | Poem by heart | crying heart

Never say I LOVE YOU
if isn't really there

Never talk about feelings
If you really don't care

Never hold my hand
If you're gonna break my heart

Never say you're gonna
If you don't plan to start

Never look into my eyes
and all you do is lie

Never say Hello
If you really mean good bye

If you really mean forever Then please say you will try
Never say forever.. Because forever makes me cry

Don't ever give up | positive thought

There are always something to say in everyone's mind, may be its positive or negative. I always like positive thoughts and searching for some thoughts or phrases or poetry or anything that inspired me for never loose hope. As i got one poetry of this type that give us a positive thought, i wants to share it with all my friends, read below, i hope you will also like it.






Don't ever give up
Failure and Success is in everyone's cup

Rain becomes more enjoyable if it follows a sunny day
Food become more relishing if for days Hungary you stay

So, don't ever give up
Failure and Success is in everyone's cup

Gold becomes beautiful ornament by molding and heating
Marble becomes beautiful status by carving and beating

So, don't ever give up
Failure and Success is in everyone's cup

Pebble becomes smooth by constant rolling
Pencil becomes usable by sharpening

So, don't ever give up
Failure and Success is in everyone's cup

Monday, June 15, 2009

Business cards | createve designs for business cards

Business card is identity of a company. What you are doing you can tell the people if he is talking or chat with you. But if you wants to spread your business and wants the person who is talking/chat with you should remember you always then business card is one of the best way. Every company even many individuals have their own business cards but what is special in your business card so people take always with them? Its a necessity of present time that you have to do some thing different if you wants to fight with your business counterparts. I get below business card pics through a mail and its interesting to see every card. Look below pics how creative people made their business cards :-



(1) Business card from a furniture company




(2) Business card from a divorce lawyer




(3) 100% discreet business cards for head hunter Aert van Seggelen. Completely edible business cards with ‘read it then eat it' instruction.





(4) Business card from a dentist




(5) Business card from "Lush Lawn and Property Enhancement". The business cards were letter pressed by hand and stuffed with grass seed. The best thing about them is when you hand one out, the seeds shake and instantly pay off the idea.




(6) Business card from a graphic designer




(7) Business card from a couple therapist




(8) Business card from a second hand store



(9) Business card form a Acupuncturist



Friday, June 12, 2009

A330 | AIR FRANCE CRASH PHOTOS | photos after Collision n before Death

Feel so sad for all the passengers including the extraordinary photographer, who kept his cool even in his last moments of life and took this photo. Hats off to him!!!

Yesterday the world saw the disappearance of an A330 Air Frane during a trans Atlantic flight between Rio to Paris. Very ironic that a day before someone got this mail of the photos taken by a passenger on a flight mins after a mid air collision, and mins before the crash of the said aircraft

Two shots taken inside the plane before it crashed. Unbelievable! Photos taken inside the GOL B 737 aircraft that was involved in a mid air collision and crashed.....

A B737 had a mid air collision with the Embraer Legacy while cruising at 35,000 feet over South America. The Embraer Legacy, though seriously damaged with the wiglet ripped off, managed to make a landing at a nearby airstrip in the midst of the Amazon jungle. The crew and passengers of the Embraer Legacy had no idea what they had hit. The B737 however crashed, killing all crew and passengers on board.

The two photos attached were apparently taken by one of the passengers in the B737, just after the collision and before the aircraft crashed. The photos were retrieved from the camera's memory stick. You will never get to see photos like this. In the first photo, there is a gaping hole in the fuselage through which you can see the tailplane and vertical fin of the aircraft. In the second photo, one of the passengers is being sucked out of the gaping hole.




These photos were found in a digital Casio Z750, amidst the remains in Serra do Cachimbo. Although the camera was destroyed, the Memory Stick was recovered. Investigating the serial number of the camera, the owner was identified as Paulo G. Muller, an actor of a theatre for children known in the outskirts of Porto Alegre. It can be imagined that he was standing during the impact with the Embraer Legacy and during the turbulence, he managed to take these photos, just seconds after the tail loss the aircraft plunged. So the camera was found near the cockpit. The structural stress probably ripped the engines away, diminishing the falling speed, protecting the electronic equipment but not unfortunately the victims. Paulo Muller leaves behind two daughters, Bruna and Beatriz.

Dhoni in T20 | Indian Media

Another great job of Indian Media, They are doing the same dirty things again and again. We publish same type of Indian media's face before this post in INDIAN MEDIA. Same type of news they shown on out television sets watch screen shot of that news can you beat it.









Is it funny? or shameful? The double meaning wording of this news did you get it?

The Charlie Schulz Philosophy


The Charlie Schulz Philosophy

(This is marvelous! Scroll thru slowly and read carefully to receive and enjoy full effect)

The following is the philosophy of Charles Schulz, the creator of the 'Peanuts' comic strip.



You don't have to actually answer the questions.



Just read the paragraphs straight through and you'll get the point.



1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.



2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.



3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America pageant.



4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.



5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and actress.



6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners.



How did you do?



The point is , none of us remember the headliners of yesterday.



These are no second-rate achievers.



They are the best in their fields.



But the applause dies..



Awards tarnish.



Achievements are forgotten.



Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.



Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one:

1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.



2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.



3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.



4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special!!



5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.





Easier?



The lesson:



"The people who make a difference in your life are not the ones with the most credentials..



the most money...or the most awards. They simply are the ones who care the most"

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Care your self from Mobile, Appy Fizz, Mentos,Kurkure, Cotton ear butts | banned drugs

1)Mobile

Don't put your mobile closer to your ears until the recipient answers, Because directly after dialing, the mobile phone would use it's maximum signaling power,
which is: 2watts = 33dbi. Please Be Careful.

Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it may affect brain directly. This is a true fact from Apollo medical team.




2) APPY FIZZ

Do not drink APPY FIZZ . It contains cancer causing agent.




3) Mentos

Don't eat Mentos before or after drinking Coke or Pepsi coz the person will die immediately as the mixture becomes cyanide.



4) Kurkure

Don't eat kurkure because it contains high amount of plastic if U don't Believe burn kurkure n u can see plastic melting. ( News report from Times of India)


5) Avoid these tablets as they are very dangerous

* D cold
* Vicks action- 500
* Actified
* Coldarin
* Co some
* Nice
* Nimulid
* Cetrizet-D

They contain Phenyl- Propanol -Amide PPA.Which Causes strokes, and these tablets are banned in U.S.





6) Cotton Ear Buds

Cotton Ear Buds... Please do not show sympathy to people selling buds on roadside or at Signals..... Just wanted to warn you people not to buy those packs of ear buds you get at the roadside. It's made from cotton that has already been used in hospitals. They take all the dirty, blood and pus filled cotton, wash it, bleach it and use it to make ear buds. So, unless you want
to become the first person in the world to get Herpes Zoster Oticus (a viral infection of the inner, middle, and external ear) of the ear and that too from a cotton bud, DON'T BUY THEM!

All match results T20 | T20 results



Below listed all match results for T20 world cup.














Warm Up match results


DATE

MATCH

Result

June 1

Ire(135/7) vs. Ned(135/9)

Ire won by Super over

June 1

Aus(219/6) vs. Ban(181/7)

Aus won by 38 runs

June 1

NZ(170/7) vs. Ind(161/6)

New Zealand won by 9 runs

June 1

Pak(127/10) vs. SA(186/7)

South Africa won by 59 runs

June 2

Ire vs. WI

WI won by 9 wkts

June 2

Eng vs. Sco


June 2

Aus vs. NZ


June 3

SL vs. SA


June 3

Ned vs. Sco


June 3

Eng VS. WI


June 3

Ind vs. Pak






League match results

DATE

MATCH

RESULT

June 11

NZ vs IRe

NZ won by 83 runs

June 11

ENG vs SA

SA won by 7 wkts

June 12

PAK vs SL

SL won by 19 runs

June 12

IND vs WI

WI won by 7 wkts

June 13

WI vs SA

SA won by 20 runs

June 13

NZ vs PAK

PAK won by 6 wkts

June 14

IRe vs SL

SL won by 9 runs

June 14

IND vs ENG

ENG won by 3 runs

June 15

PAK vs IRe

PAK won by 39 runs

June 15

ENG vs WI

WI won by 5 wkts

June 16

NZ vs SL

SL won by 48 runs

June 16

SA vs IND

SA won by 12 runs



First semi final June 18, SA Vs PAK

Result: Pakistan won by 7 runs


Second semi final June 19 SL Vs WI

Result : SL won by 57 runs



Sunday June 21 ICC 20-20 world cup FINAL

Pak Vs SL
Pakistan won by 8 wickets


A strange woman answers | nice joke


A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.

The guy says, "Who is this?"

"This is the maid," answered the woman.

"We don't have a maid!"

"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."

"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"

"Um...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."

The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make 25,000 bucks?"

"What do I have to do?"

"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with."

The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.The maid comes back to the phone.

"What should I do with the bodies?"

"Throw them in the swimming pool!"

"What! There's no pool here?" "Uh... is this 22xxxxx?"

Monday, June 1, 2009

parrot flower thailand

This is a flower from Thailand It is also a protected species and is not allowed to be exported. This will be the only way we will be able to view this flower.



A FLOWER ALL THE WAY FROM THAILAND THE VERY RARE
PARROT FLOWER







The plant was identified at the Royal Botanical Garden Kew in 1901 and was discovered in 1899 in the Shaw States of Burma. It is only found in portions of Burma and northern Thailand and as such is quite rare. According to the grower it is very difficult to cultivate and requires a local natural pollinator to produce seeds. It also requires very specific soil pH in order to prosper and produce the "blue" coloration. If you care to read about the species you can find more information on this website, The Exotic Rainforest at www.ExoticRainforest.com







Dudh sagar | waterfalls in India | tallest waterfall

Dudh Sagar.
Its exactly on the border between Karnataka and Goa on the Konkan Railway
The falls lie high up in the Mandovi River's watershed and so are not particularly spectacular during the dry season. During the monsoon season however, the falls are transformed into one of the most powerful falls in India. Dudhsagar Falls is listed as India's 5th tallest waterfall,and is 227th in the world at 310 m.
Lower half of the falls

The water plummets hundreds of feet in large volumes during the monsoon season, forming one of the most spectacular natural phenomena in Goa. It is a major part of the Goa ecosystem.This is a four tiered waterfall with a total height of 310 meters (1017 feet} and an average width of 30 meters (100 feet)






Fact of life | something from old age persons | letter form old friend

First, i was dying to finish my high school and start college
And then i was dying to finish college and start working
Then i was dying to marry and have children
And then i was dying for my children
to grow old enough
so i could go back to work
But then i was dying to retire
And now i am dying.....
And suddenly i realized
i forgot to live

Please don't let this happen to you
Appreciate your current situation
and enjoy each day


...... old friend



To make money we lose our health,
and then to restore our health we lose our money.....
We live as if we are never going to die,
and we die as if we never lived..

Its a really brutal fact of our life

A visit to Hypnotist | nice joke


A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those Headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."

"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"

His wife replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat
"I do not Have a Headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache."
It Worked! The headaches are all gone."
The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."

His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the Hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"

The husband agrees to try it.

Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his Clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into The Bathroom and comes back. A few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"

The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."

He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the Bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying,




"She's not my Wife. She's Not my wife. She's not my wife..."