Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Join the queue | nice joke

A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a
most unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a
second one about 50 feet behind the first.
Behind the second coffin was a solitary man
walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking
in single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity.

He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for
your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've
never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in
single line. Whose funeral is it?

" The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife. " What
happened to her? " !

The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her. "

He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin? "

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
wife when the dog attacked and it killed her also. "

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
Then the first one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog? "






The man replied "Join the queue ."

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