33 feelings of a boy

*Belive it or not.......

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

5. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

6. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

8. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

9. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow".
...... so true.

10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

11. Guys love their moms.

12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

17. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.

18. Guys are very open about themselves.

19. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.

20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.

22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice ... very true.

23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

24. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

25. Guys think too much.

26. Guys fantasies are unlimited.

27. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does! ... very true.

28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

31. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

32. Guys hate girls who overreact.

33. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.
Doesn't this all make sense?

See also 30 feelings of a girl

IT humour | nice conversion between peon and pl

Project Manager working in a MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.He relaxes in canteen.





He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there. so he decides to have fun with him. He calls him.

Project Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?

Canteen boy smiles...

Project Manager - what are your future plans?

Canteen boy keeps quiet...

Project Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Canteen boy gives a cold stare.

Project Manager - Jab mai Bombay aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi tha.... Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai... naam hai, shohrat hai, paisa hai....tumhare paas kya hai?



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20-20 Cricket World Cup 2009 schedule | T20 world cup schedule

After the battle of IPL2 its time for 20-20 cricket world cup. ICC reviled schedule for 20 - 20 world cup. It starts from June 5. There will be 4 groups A,B,C,D. India is in Group A. The first two teams in each group are placed 1 or 2. They will retain this position for the Super Eight stage, irrespective of whether they finish first or second in their group, unless they are knocked out by the team 3 in their group. In this instance, team 3 replaces the position of the team they knock out.

There are some worm up games also. Below shown warm up games and world cup schedule.

WARM UP GAMES
DATE	TIME	VENUE	MATCH
June 1	13:30-16:30	Lord's	Ire vs. Ned
June 1	13:30-16:30	Trent Bridge	Aus vs. Ban
June 1	17:30-20:30	Lord's	NZ vs. Ind
June 1	17:30-20:30	Trent Bridge	Pak vs. SA
June 2	13:30-16:30	Oval	Ire vs. WI
June 2	17:30-20:30	Trent Bridge	Eng vs. Sco
June 2	17:30-20:30	Oval	Aus vs. NZ
June 3	13:30-16:30	Lord's	SL vs. SA
June 3	13:30-16:30	Oval	Ned vs. Sco
June 3	17:30-20:30	Lord's	Eng VS. WI
June 3	17:30-20:30	Oval	Ind vs. Pak

GROUP GAMES
DATE	TIME(IST)	VENUE	MATCH
June5	22:00	Lord's	Eng vs Ned
June 6	14:30	Oval	NZ vs. Sco
June 6	18:00	Oval	Aus vs WI
June 6	22:00	Trent Bridge	Ind vs Ban
June 7	18:00	Oval	SA vs Sco
June 7	22:00	Oval	Eng vs Pak
June 8	18:00	Trent Bridge	Ire vs Ban
June 8	22:00	Trent Bridge	Aus vs SL
June 9	18:00	Lord's	Pak vs Ned
June 9	22:00	Lord's	NZ vs SA
June 10	18:00	Trent Bridge	SL vs WI
June 10	22:00	Trent Bridge	Ind vs Ire

Group E: A1, B2, C1, D2

Group F: A2, B1, C2, D1

SUPER EIGHT MATCHES
DATE	TIME(IST)	VENUE	MATCH
June 11	18:00	Trent Bridge	D1 vs A2
June 11	22:00	Trent Bridge	B2 vs D2
June 12	18:00	Lord's	B1 vs C2
June 12	22:00	Lord's	A1 vs C1
June 13	18:00	Oval	C1 vs D2
June 13	22:00	Oval	D1 vs B1
June 14	18:00	Lord's	A2 vs C2
June 14	22:00	Lord's	A1 vs B2
June 15	18:00	Oval	B1 vs A2
June 15	22:00	Oval	B2 vs C1
June 16	18:00	Trent Bridge	D1 vs C2
June 16	22:00	Trent Bridge	D2 vs A1

The top four teams from the Super Eight qualify for the finals:

Semi Final 1 - 18th June, Trent Bridge, E1 vs. F2

Semi Final 2 - 19th June, Oval, E2 vs. F1

Final - 21st June at Lord's

How to be successful in life

Hi Friends,

Do you want to be successful in life? Do you want to marry the girl/boy you have a crush on? Do you want to own a Multi-national company and be your own boss? Do you want to drive that sexy car you always dreamt off? Anything is possible and to your suprise it is very easy too. I know you slip a beat in your heart now. You need not believe in me but believe in yourself. Here are 5 steps that you may try to get whatever you wanted in life.

1) Become An Actor:

I remember this quote, "The world is a stage and everyone in it is an actor" We do this act of acting day in and day out in our lives. If you streamline this talent it will turn to your benefit. You might have seen kids playing as a doctor, engineer, Dad, Mom and other characters. I always learn a lot from Kids though it should be the otherway round. See them how they potrait themselves when they pick up a characher. They get themselves so much into the character that they forget their real self. I spent time observing them after they pick up a character. I noticed their voice, gestures, body language and even language changes from a child to adult. They do this so unconciously and totally forgetting their self image. This is excatly what adults need to do to get what they want in life. This makes the transformation from what we are to what we want to be. If we want to become a successful Manager, change everything in your life and ACT as you are a successful manager NOW. When you do so, your actions, gestures, dressing sense, habits everything will change. In no time you will see the real transformation happening. In simple, become the change you wanted to become NOW.

2) Release Mind Blocks:

How many of us do this; If I take this route everyday to office my day will be good, If I see a particular person on my way to college my whole day will be pleasent, If I am able to catch the 12B bus then my day goes smooth. DO NOT do this? You are killing yourself. You are creating a mental block in your mind and throwing a condition that ONLY if you do or get this, you day or life is going to be happy. With or without your knowledge you are attracting what you DON'T NEED rather than attracting what you NEED. You are creating blocks in your mind unwantedly. Release these mental blocks from your mind and focus directly on what you need.

3) Do Not Try To Convince Others:

What is a need for you need not be a need for others. It is important that you should be 100% convinced that you are a successful manager NOW (reference to 1st point example) but not necessary that you should tell people that you do so because you wanted to become one. When you try to convince others your belief level goes down. Take the kids example. When they play they do not convince others to make them believe that one is a doctor or a character. They simply believe in what character they are. That is excatly what adults should also do.

4) Get Out Of The Way:

We have heard of miracles. There is no scientific reason found behind any miracle. In spirituality they say the best prayer is to say, "Thank you God" because you believe that you received what you wanted and thanking God for it. When we pray we only ask what we want, we don't give directions to GOD to help HIM how to make it happen. Ask, Tell, Dream, Visualize, Imagine on only what you WANT. Do not try to question on HOW it will happen. It is very difficult for a pratical man/women to do this. Because they always question on the HOW. Keep only the result you wanted to become in your mind and do not worry on the HOW part. Leave the HOW part to be delt by the supreme power. Just Ask, and get out of the way for things to happen.

5) Be Happy

I am again bringing the example of Kids here.....we adults can learn a lot from kids. For example, when they fight, see how quick they get back together. It is not that simple when they become adult, WHY???? Many negatives grow big along the path, which we can discuss in another topic. Coming back to the topic....It is very very important that you have positive emotions. As I have mentioned in another blog of mine...Positive emotions attracts positive results and negative emotions attracts negative results. When you act as a successful manager, your emotional level should be the same as a successful manager. You should feel all the positive emotions of being successful like happy being wealthy, happy getting a beautiful girl as wife, happy owning a luxury car, happy being a member of an exclusive club.......Carry this happy emotions throughout your life and see the change you become. The beauty of this emotion is that not only you get transformed but you also transform others.

Follow these 5 setps, they are simple yet very powerful. God created you and you create your destiny. Let us all Live and die and not die to live.

All the best

30 feelings of a girl

1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.

2. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her heart with an apology.

3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship's over.)

4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.

5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.

6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually not sure how to react to them.

7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go easy on the smiles and stare ok?

8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.

9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her, leave her alone for a while. If you still treat her as a friend, talk to her.

10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel. Music, poetry, drawings and writing are ways of expressing themselves (which explains why most girls like writing journals).

11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in anyway.

12. Being too serious can turn a girl off.

13. When the guy she likes calls her for the first time, the girl may act uninterested during the call. But as soon as the phone is back on the hook, she will whoop with joy and immediately start telephoning her friends to spread the news.

14. A smile means a lot to a girl.

15. If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her get to know you.

16. If a girl says she can't go out with you because she has to study, leave.

17. But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, stay.

18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.....

19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.

20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she never noticed him before.

21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl, read romance stories.

22. When class pictures come out, a girl would first check who is standing next to her crush before actually looking at herself.

23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she loves now stays in her heart.

24. Girls love having fun!

25..... A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.

26. A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and going through.

27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend.

28. Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl, in that order.

29. Some girls care about looks, some care about brains, but ALL girls want a guy who will love and care for them.

30. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved.

See also 33 feelings of a boy

Gone are the days | nice Poetry

Gone are the days!!
When
The school reopened in June,
And we settled in our new desks and
benches!

When we queued up in book depot,
And got our new books
and notes!

When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet
managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.
We learn writing with
slates and pencils, and
Progressed To fountain pens and ball pens and then Micro tips!

When we began drawing with crayons and evolved to
Color pencils and finally sketch pens!

When we started calculating
first with tables and then with
Clarke's tables and advanced to
Calculators and computers!

When we chased one another in the
corridors in Intervals, and returned to the classrooms
Drenched in sweat!

When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors,
Playgrounds,
under the trees and even in cycle sheds!

When all the colors in the world,
Decorated the campus on the Second Saturdays!

When a single P.T. period in the week's Time Table,
Was awaited more eagerly than the monsoons!

When cricket was played with writing pads as bats,
And Neckties and socks rolled into balls!

When few played
"kabadi" and "Kho-Kho" in scorching sun,
While others simply played
"book cricket" in the
Confines of classroom!
Of fights but no conspiracies,
Of Competitions but seldom jealousy!

When we used to
watch Live Cricket telecast,
In the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks!

When few rushed at 3:45 to
"Conquer" window seats in our School bus!
While few others had "Big Fun", "peppermint",
"kulfi", " milk ice !" and "sharbat !" at 4'o Clock!

Gone are the days
Of Sports Day,
and the annual School Day ,
And the one-month long
preparations for them.

Gone are the days
Of the stressful Quarterly,
Half Yearly and Annual Exams, And the most
enjoyed holidays after them!

Gone are the days
Of tenth and twelfth standards, when
We Spent almost the whole year writing revision tests!

We learn,
We enjoyed,
We played,
We won,
We lost,
We laughed,
We cried,
We fought,
We thought.

With so much fun in them, so many friends,
So much experience, all this and more!

Gone are the days
When we used
to talk for hours with our friends!
Now we don't have time to say a `Hi'!

Gone are the days
When we played games on the road!
Now we
Code on the road with laptop!

Gone are the days
When we saw stars
Shining at Night!
Now we see stars when our code doesn't
Work!

Gone are the days
When we sat to chat with Friends on grounds!
Now we chat in chat rooms.....!

Gone are the days
Where we
studied just to pass!
Now we study to save our job!

Gone are the days
Where we had no money in our pockets and still fun filled on our hearts!!
Now we have the ATM as well as credit card but with an empty heart!!

Gone are the days
Where we shouted on the road!
Now we don't shout even at home

Gone are the days
Where we got lectures from all!
Now we give lectures to all... like the one I'm doing now....!!

Gone are the days
But not the memories, which will be
Lingering in our hearts for ever and ever and
Ever and ever and ever .....

Gone are the Days
.... But still there are lot more Days to come in our Life!!

NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE,

DON'T FORGET TO

LIVE THE LIFE THAT STILL

EXISTS.........

Amazing Points to Ponder

1. If all the nations in the world are in debt (am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go?

2. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

3. What is the speed of darkness?

4. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

5. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

6. Can you cry under water?

7. Why do people say, "You've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?

8. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

9. Do fish ever get thirsty?

10. Can you get cornered in a round room?

12. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?

13. What came first, the fruit or the color orange?

14. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

15. What should one call a male ladybird?

16. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?

17. Can you blow a balloon up under water?
18. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

19. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be Able to hear it?

20. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

21. Why is it called a TV set when there's only one?

22. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

23. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

24. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars.